A TUNE
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vinebox:

That laugh tho

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olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

A VIDEO

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Reblogged from beelog
A TEXT POST

thirstiest:

no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

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A TEXT POST

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

Reblogged from Notes from Underground
A VIDEO

damnedblackbeauty:

On my mama I be breathing

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A TEXT POST

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

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A TEXT POST

outofcontextdnd:

Prepare for the claw!

-My Tengu monk, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Claw.

A TEXT POST

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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a-lesbillion:

pokechampion:

another-pokemon-kid:

therandominmyhead:

OH MY GOSH

when ash worked out at the wrong type of gym 

ABS KETCHUM

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lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

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johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT