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jess-curious:

I joined OKCupid yesterday when I was bored and I have not been disappointed.

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agenderavenger:

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

BUT, did they also roll out?

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Whatever — the soup is getting cold.

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allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

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thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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Some pointless colour things that may or may not be relevant

dottoraqn:

just-a-line-to-say:

So we all know that colours are written in the format #000000 and a while ago I saw a thing about how #246010 is this colour and this happens:

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So then, because I’m investigating juxtaposition, I wondered what colour ‘246010’ is backwards, and I am so angry right now because #010642 is:

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And you’ll never guess what the goddamn costume department did

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM

That is a+ costume design and I am slightly in awe.

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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tracey-son:

Important

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originalheir:

Everyone today:

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Everyone tomorrow:

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

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misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this